The game crashes immediately after one selects an option requiring loading. It crashes after you DO touch the screen after it loads. This is bypassed by quickly touching the screen after loading sometimes, but not generally.
Needs --landscape-left. Plays fine without scale hack. If you activate it, it crashes in-game with: thread 'main' panicked at src/dyld.rs:604:9: Call to unimplemented function ___assert_rtn